After extensive data collection and analysis, Corey and I have broken the code of cat language. The general consensus that "a cat says 'meow'" is incorrect; we have been missing a consonant the whole time. (Perhaps this was a shift that happened over time or only in certain dialects.) The truth is that a cat says "menow" meaning that the two morphemes are "me" and "now." And we propose that everything else a cat says revolves around these two basic meanings. If you ever meet our cat, you will know how we know this.
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Oh Please.....anyone who has met cats know that they think the world revolves around them. So logic would have led you to the conclusion that they have always said me now.
Brilliant!
Perhaps you could start a new show--"The Cat Whisperer!" :-)
~Amy~
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